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Spacer Police

Spacer Police is a group of keyboard warriors, most of which are living in their mom's basement, that have a very false believe with absolutely no known proof that mortar racks with spacers are much safer than mortar racks without spacers.
Most of this small group of misinformed individuals love to blab their mouths on social media hiding behind a keyboard while spewing misinformation based on absolutely zero proof of their claims. They are clearly jealous of someone's success and since their opinion is more important than anyone else's, therefore it must be truth rather than opinion. If you try to disagree with them and even provide proof that with or without spacers, there is massive inherent danger with mortar shells, and distance is the only safe barrier, you immediately become subject to name calling defamation and slander across all the pyro social media pages and platforms.
Moral of the story don't be a part of the Spacer Police. It's ok to have your opinion, but don't be giant douche bag because someone doesn't agree with you or is more successful than you.
All mortar racks should have spacers; they are much safer and will hold together in the event of a cato. Racks without spacers are dangerous and will blow apart, says everyone that is badge holding member of the Spacer Police.
by pyroguru July 13, 2025
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Zest Police

Police people who have the authority to question and arrest people who are overly zesty in inappropriate situations.
"Hey, I did nothing wrong! What are you? The ZEST POLICE?!"
by Murlor July 23, 2025
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Haram Police

"Haram police" is a term used to identify those Muslim's who think they criticize and put down other Muslims, either in real life or online.

(haram is a term used to describe something forbidden in islam)
*Girl in video is showing her neck while wearing hijab*
Haram police: Astagfirullah (seek forgivness in god), this girl is showing her neck while wearing hijab. Haram!
by sssss19 September 9, 2025
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awestruck police truck

"Wow, I'm an awestruck police truck after that performance."
by goober guy lol November 24, 2025
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Police stand-down

Police stand-down where police services are temporarily suspended to a region for a police intervention

1, busy signal or calls redirected to police services msg loop

2, wait time for 911 emergency police services in excess of 3 hour wait times. Police will also down grade 911 call to disturbance call and never show up (abandoned in sheltering situation)
Police stand-down where police services are temporarily suspended to a region for a police intervention.
by Modern Women January 5, 2026
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Police services complaint

There are two ways to make a police services complaint in Ontario.

OPIRD is next to useless for complaints about police misconduct and police services trafficking.

Police Services Act establishes the OIPRD’s authority to receive, manage and oversee public complaints about the police in Ontario.

The second is slightly better, the RCMP online reporting, name, badge number, misconduct, racketeering and fraud rcmpreportcyberandfraud.canada.ca

Reporting a scam or computer crime online helps the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), the National Cybercrime Coordination Centre (NC3) and the Canadian Anti-Fraud Centre (CAFC) learn more about the nature of these incidents.

You can report quickly and even anonymously if you wish to share helpful information without being identified.
To make a police services complaint, report police raketeering to the RCMP online.
by Modern Women January 5, 2026
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Filial police

1. An individual who monitors, judges, or enforces the degree to which others (usually siblings or peers) fulfill their duties and respect toward their parents.
2. A person who unsolicitedly critiques another's performance of filial piety.
examples

1. I posted a photo of my vacation and the filial police immediately commented asking why I didn't take my parents with me.
2. "I didn't answer my dad's call for twenty minutes and the filial police—my aunt—already messaged me to say I'm being a 'distant' son."
3. "I wanted to buy a new car, but the filial police in the family group chat started lecturing me about how that money should go toward my parents' retirement instead."
4. "I mentioned being tired of my mom's drama, and suddenly my best friend turned into the filial police, telling me I should 'honor my mother' no matter what."
by Ahirakshita January 9, 2026
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