The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.

Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.

by NoodleyAppendage June 30, 2011

Perfect Six

About the ugliest you'll go when it comes to slaying time. Usually has a sexy body with one or two major flaws.

I'm gonna fuck Sarah. She might have a ski slope nose and pepperoni nipples, but overall she's hot as fuck.

Yea dude, do it. She's a perfect six.

by reallifedefz May 16, 2016

perfect-control

This is having the talent to be full control of a course of action that you take.

Jamie was in 'perfect-control' of her balance when she was standing on one leg as a ballerina dancer.

by shaqjama765 December 9, 2020

Education Perfect

A hub for the smartest kids in your school to spend hours a day grinding questions to earn meaningless points that contribute absolutely nothing at all to anything. You could grind that French EP for hours a day to get 2000 points but how about you get of discord, take a shower, and touch grass instead of your dick for once. And no, just because you spoke to a woman once it doesn't mean you're special in any way.

Smart Kid: YO I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON EDUCATION PERFECT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Chad: Stfu young one

by CheeseGrater69420 May 5, 2022

perfect seven

When you have sex with all of the seven dwarfs.... And do grumpy twice on a sunday

Ah mate, I'm on my way to the perfect seven. Watch yourself grumpy

by 107xty August 29, 2016

Amanda Perfect

A bad person that people just let walk all over them for some reason. Someone that is convinced that they are more important than everyone else around them. This person is manipulative and narcissistic. To other people an Amanda Perfect like a God. Jesus. Know it all. Teacher's Pet. An Amanda Perfect will say things about you behind your back. You'll find out. Yet, you'll remain friends. You just let Amanda Perfect say and do as she pleases. An Amanda Perfect likes recognition from authority.

If Amanda perfect were here, she would be sitting on her ass while her boss did all the work.

by Empethany Vale July 19, 2021

the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017