Sandy Palmer

1) When a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.

2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.

Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.

1) She was mad at me, so when I wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the hell out of my piece!

2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!

by peavler May 10, 2011

Hannah Palm and her sisters

Hannah Palm and her sisters, (term), using your hand and all your fingers and thumb to masturbate. Suburban speak in San Jose in the 1980s and may still be used. Although at the time the joke was a play on the Woody Allen film, Hannah and her Sisters. The actual act can only be achieved if your meat is pretty large, at least 6.5 inches.

Sometimes 'Handy Palma' or 'Hannah Pamela' also.

Hank: You knopw what, Bill, I think Jack never gets none.

Bill: Yeah, he just had a date with Hannah Palm and her sisters.

Hank: Hah! At freaking Golfland in the restroom. Ha!

by handygirlboy33 June 19, 2011

palmjob

when a girl rubs her palm on the head of your cock.

danielle gave kevin a palmjob.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Palmer

a completely useless individual that has no apparent talent for sports, yet still insists on playing them competitively and uselessly.

"That damn Ben is such a Palmer, he cant play baseball, so why did he even try out!!!!?!"

by Rappas Advocate December 14, 2008

Palm Springs

A town located about 100 miles east of Los Angeles, in the desert. It's located in the coachella valley with beautiful Mt. San Jacinto as it's back drop. It's a play ground for the rich and famous, a green luxurious oasis in the desert. With numerous golf courses, pools, palm trees, great shopping, a beautiful downtown area with a star walk with quaint shops and fine dining.

Palm Springs is a green oasis in the desert.

by CaliAmes July 2, 2005

Palmy

Palmy - To describe a male person who is not a full blown wanker/tosser but just bit of a one.

"Yeah he isn't too bad, he can be a bit 'palmy' sometimes."

by Thirsty Oz January 25, 2009

Palm wine

Palm Wine is a slang word for semen or cum

I whipped up some palm wine for you mom.

by K MURDER September 24, 2009