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paingasism

the irrational moaning after recieving an injury.
" after i hit my hip on the table i had a massive paingasism"
by this is me. not you October 5, 2011
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pain in the ass

my girlfriend decided to be a pain in the ass over the phone for no absolute reason.
by janky.vera June 21, 2021
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My Pain Is Caused By My Pleasures

What you got going on today is the result of the decisions you have made along the way. Bad habits, good habits (good in your eyes, bad in others eye. Depends who you ask.)
My pain is caused by my pleasures.
by galpalvalb February 24, 2013
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Purple Pecker Pain (Payne)

Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.
Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.
by Dr. Canseco de Bash October 2, 2011
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gray bar chest pain

A sudden onset of chest pain that is brought on by being arrested. Symptoms are usually so severe that the detainee must be diverted to the ER rather than being put behind bars.
"Hey man loosen these cuffs! I can't breathe! I think I'm dying! I got gray bar chest pain...I can't go to jail, I gotta go to the ER!"
by Weegle May 29, 2009
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main vein pain train

An event which occurs when one woman is with five men at the same time. One in the pink, one in the stink, one in the mouth, and one in each hand.
Did you see Jessica go off with those five guys last night? She must have ridden the main vein pain train!
by Job Skywalker September 8, 2011
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Painkiller drunk

When you take painkillers, in relatively large doses and feel 'Drunk' as a result.
Man, I was up all night with a head ache, now I'm Tired High and Painkiller Drunk
by hoffasaurusx March 17, 2009
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