Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 05, 2022

Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

by DJGrimm February 28, 2020

pod chair

A homie who is mega fucked

*passed out girl on floor* “you fucking pod chair”

by aktitties October 31, 2017

Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

by Yucky295Ducky582 December 06, 2022

chair step

Sit in a chair. now remove the chair but stay standing. now you can march!

Chair stepping, every marchers worst dream.

by magpie.87 July 21, 2022

Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey

Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair

by Death Menace June 27, 2023

Musical Chair

A girl that hangs out with a group of guys that keep her around because she sleeps with all of them

"Kelly is the musical chair, and it looks like it's Chris's turn"

by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014