October 26th

Is the day when all girls receive no cramps, unlimited chocolate and there crushes hoodie

Bro Guess what it’s october 26th

by Whahahahagirlx October 26, 2019

October 26th

Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

Guy 1: Did you know that today is National Dick Day?

Guy 2: No, what does that mean?
Guy 1:Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

by Shakaro October 26, 2019

October 26

National Kung fu panda marathon day

All U.S. Citizens are required to watch Kung fu panda 1, 2, and 3 on October 26th.

by Masteroogway’s burner October 26, 2019

October 29

National “Lose Your Virginity” Day
So go getum champ

Me: Bruh, do you even know the occasion?
Her: What
Me: Look at Urban Dictionary under “October 29”
Her: I’m down

by I will abduct October 28, 2019

October 31

ITS HALLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!! Go out and get free candy! Dress up if you want, but I’d you don’t want to you don’t have too! Just get off your ass for 2 hours and get some free candy cause it’s fucking Halloween! And you get to dress Kline a hooker for a whole day!

Dumbfuck : it’s October 31st, you know what that means

Dumbwhore : it’s Halloween bitches, we can dress like slut for the day! Hell yeah!

by TulipTea October 28, 2019

October 31

National fat ass day. FUCK HALLOWEEN WE ARE DOING NATIONAL FAT ASS DAY!! On October 31 all the fat/thick people come together and eat all the junk food they can find. NO SKINNY PEOPLE ALLOWED. BYOF BRING YOUR OWN FOOD
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BED WE HAVING A SLEEP OVER! STN SPREAD THE NEWS. If you really want a skinny person it will cost them 10$! (All thick celebrity’s through the back door)

Friend: Are you excited for Fat ass day on October 31!”

Skinny person: Yea but I have to bring 10 bucks ☹️

by Bella Martell/ Denbrough October 28, 2019

October 31

Get candy from your crush day.

Girl: Are you going to give candy to me?
Boy: What? Why?
Girl: Because its October 31 national get candy from your crush day
Boy: *in shock*

by Til Tok Tehe October 29, 2019