by the flop January 16, 2015
Get the the flopmug. 
When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
Get the Kung Fu Flopmug. Regular Verb; transitive
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
I flip-flop every day.
That guy is flip-flopping a donkey.
He just flip-flopped his mule.
Has he flip-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings flip-flopping.
That guy is flip-flopping a donkey.
He just flip-flopped his mule.
Has he flip-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings flip-flopping.
by ElButifarrero May 25, 2022
Get the flip-flopmug. When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017
Get the elephant flopmug. This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
by Miquelito6233 August 13, 2023
Get the Flip flop ass dropmug.