chatting out of one's arsecrack

To most this phrase seems unfamiliar until it is explained that this is the historical precursor to the frequently used and highly popular word chatinowtuvisarscruck, most commonly heard whilst urinating in the vicinity of a public house or bar. After decades of research, linguists have finally concluded that the genesis of this phrase dates back to 1654 when early missionaries discovered the small mid-pacific island known locally by the mutant inhabitants as Paaahrrrrumpiturrruumph, their erroneous DNA strands having caused each of their digestive-vocal systems to have formed backwards. In modern times, the phrase has become synonymous with the performances of the UK's one man freak show "David Cameron", who has yet to utter a single a word that has not been born from within his arse, as this is where his head is permanently lodged.

"I have reason to believe that the message one is currently attempting to convey may not be entirely true, or at least is to a significant degree fabricated. Therefore, I find it not disproportionately crass to assert that one is chatting out of one's arsecrack!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob February 11, 2012

7th grade group chat

A group chat where people are weird as always.

Are you texting on the 7th grade group chat? BANNED.

by Labproductions2016 October 28, 2019

Cheeky chat up line

a chat up line designed to shock and amuse

a cheeky chat up line is: call me butter coz I'm on a roll OR call me flora coz i spread easily

by aliceu February 28, 2012

facebook chat smiley war

when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.

1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?

by picklessuckbad June 22, 2010

Jeff the chat support agent

A really great guy with a creepy stalker named rico who won’t stop trolling him but he’s cool with it because Jeff is immune to trolls

Person A: Hey you know Jeff the chat support agent blocked me
Person B: it’s because you don’t talk to him like I do
Person A: if Jeff the chat support agent doesn’t answer me I’m gonna give him the dirty anna

by JeffTheChatSupportAgent’sBff February 27, 2019

Dum Dum e-chat

Dum Dum e-chat 2 guys made fun if cause they have the same name

Random idiot: haha you are dumdum's son The other dumdum
Random idiot 2: haha you are the fake Dum Dum
Dum Dum: stfu bitch Dum Dum the guy that gained instant fame cause if the other
Dum Dum e-chat

by The Test Dummy March 09, 2021

chat shit get banged

Four words used to fill out sentences, adding nothing of any value.

An English proverb made popular through the famed think-tank James Vardy of Leicester City F.C.

*incomprehensible noises*chat shit get banged*more noises*

by DuckBilledTwattipus November 02, 2015