by Latman March 28, 2024

P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
by Tk lover December 6, 2024

by really c00l per$on July 21, 2021

When you defecate on a woman’s face, and amidst the confusion proceed to pop her jaw open with a right hook, and urninate down her esophagus.
by Doinkahanahue January 25, 2018

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Kelli Berglund, is a famous actor. She's known for being on the show Lab Rats, Lab Rats Elite Force, Now Apocalypse and ect. She's kind, funny, pretty, loyal and adorable. She has a lot of friends and loves hanging out with her friends. She loves to act, travel and explore new things. Kelli is the most sweetest/amazing human being in the world and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend, and if you don't think your lucky to have her, then I don't know what your thinking.
someone: who's that girl?
other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.
someone: whoa she's gorgeous.
other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.
other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.
someone: whoa she's gorgeous.
other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.
by what are words? June 2, 2020

Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.
Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
by ITSMEJELLY November 22, 2021
