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National Buttfuck Day

Buttfuck your friend really hard until they scream.
If someone cums then they're gay.
The day is on April 17th
by graesenpeeford March 17, 2021
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National Grouch Day

Ah, October 15th! Don’t be a grouch everyday, just on October 15th! So now you have a good excuse on to why your so grouchy!
Dad: Augh! I hate being grouchy but today is a great day!

Mom: Why?
Dad: Cause today is National Grouch Day!
by yourmemeaccount October 14, 2019
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National Appreciation Day

November 26th is national appreciation day well you tell people how much you really appreciate them.
Oh yay today is National appreciation Day so I’m going to go and tell my mum how much I love and appreciate her
by SMEXYPEPPA November 26, 2020
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National illegal day

On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.
Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh
by ItzKarrotz October 13, 2021
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National poop day

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.
Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!
by Poopday July 10, 2021
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National Fuck day

Today is national fuck day, so you wanna fuck
by young_papi October 20, 2019
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national saige day

national saige day is a day to celebrate your saige! She’s beautiful kind and so funny, she has a crazy boyfriend but you love him too because you love saige! celebrate her and how great she is and don’t forget to tell her how much you love her
national saige day is to celebrate you blonde friend saige who is oh so gorgeous!
by babbygotback57 October 11, 2022
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