Devil Music

Music that a parent and or elder person deems unholy, inappropriate, or plain loud noise. Examples: Metal, Hard Rap, Dubstep

Turn that devil music off!!!! But Mom, it’s Rage Against the Machine it speaks to me!

by The Wordington Guy December 20, 2017

Musical-gasm

What you experience during the first few moments of the Phantom of the Opera song.

Omg...did you see the phantom of the opera show? I totally musical-gasmed!

by BFFShenanigans May 16, 2011

Soyboy music

Music that is generally only liked by soyboys I.e. people with low testosterone. Popular examples are generic pop music (Avril Lavigne,..) and Indie music (Die Antwoord).

" Boy look at this dude listening to soyboy music."

by NotJojoYaYeet June 27, 2019

Country Music

A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.

Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*

by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021

danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.

Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...

by Devil Kisses December 18, 2011

the music illuminati

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)

“The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”

by THEBOOKOFYEET October 19, 2017

Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 28, 2021