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Soyboy music

Music that is generally only liked by soyboys I.e. people with low testosterone. Popular examples are generic pop music (Avril Lavigne,..) and Indie music (Die Antwoord).
" Boy look at this dude listening to soyboy music."
by NotJojoYaYeet June 27, 2019
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Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
by A Dibb March 28, 2019
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Danger Music

Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
by A dying goat September 3, 2019
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Pop music

Oops, did you mean to type in poop music?
Person #1: I hate poop music.
Person #2: Don't you mean pop music?
by Crilbus Bowlingfaggot October 13, 2019
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Devil Music

Music that a parent and or elder person deems unholy, inappropriate, or plain loud noise. Examples: Metal, Hard Rap, Dubstep
Turn that devil music off!!!! But Mom, it’s Rage Against the Machine it speaks to me!
by The Wordington Guy December 20, 2017
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world music

Songs with lyrics that YOU do not understand.
Bwanbale: Why you lisaan to Ugandan opera, ha? Wha iz yo problam, brotha?
Chad: Be quiet and let me enjoy my World Music!
Bwanbale: That's nat wha we call it heah!
by Mark Leung Hates You January 11, 2018
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Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”
by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020
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