Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

Muffin Gasket

A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.

I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.

by gnelcajon June 9, 2015

Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016

Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

Muffin Black

A black person who is secretly white.

"hey chris has a black girlfriend? she must be muffin black"

by Bakernator May 14, 2010

Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019

sweet muffin

A shot of fireball. Mostly ordered in large quantities.

I'll have a shot of fireball. Better yet lets get a bakers dozen of sweet muffins!

by Gary03mw January 20, 2017