Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.

Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.

by McPartland February 24, 2008

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high on monster

when someone who hasn't had energy drinks before has monster for the first time, then start talking really fast about pointless things and laughing uncontrollably.

can happen because they have a low tolerance for energy drinks, or they think that's how they're supposed to react, and are just using it as an excuse to act stupid.

Jill: "oh WOW i'm so high on monster! You look preeeetty."
Jake: "...you just had 2 sips of that. it's monster, not vodka. chill out."

by notmyrealname,eh? May 25, 2009

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Monster Love

When two Little Monsters are in a Bad Romance.

Little Monster1 to little monster2: "Let's fuck!"
Little Monster2 to little monster1: "Oh, baby! Yeah!"
Little Monster3 to all: "Oooh! Monster Love!"

by Gagaslittlemonster January 19, 2010

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monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size

dude, that guy is such a monster chode

by jrod21494 December 20, 2008

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Cookie Monster

The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.

Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!

by sarcastic August 28, 2003

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I'm a monster

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.

Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"

by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

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