May 10

slap as day

on May 10 slap someone’s ass. Super simple.

by CrackheadBitch May 9, 2019

May 29

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

by koaladrip May 29, 2021

May 11th

National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out on may 11th

by Jajskdkenrnrbr May 10, 2021

May 29

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

by sidnkssbdisjs November 2, 2019

MAY 16

ask your crush out again, it’s all about being

Persistent!

Ask him/her/they/them on MAY 16

by Child-#%^ October 16, 2020

May 6

A nigga born on May 6 is a mad cunt. He gets mad bitches and loves that pus pus.

“Yo this nigga mad, he born on May 6”

by Ben_ [e-mail] October 18, 2019

mais non

French for 'but no'.

French: Je pourrais vous gifler mais non.
English: I could slap you but no.

by Nan G. December 17, 2005