May 9

If you are born on may 9. You are a total baddie! Make a wish and it will come true. These people are the prettiest and funniest. You are friendly and kind, but sometimes stubborn. You are blessed!

Me:hey, happy birthday!
People born on may 9: thank you!

by Hegfkdifh January 31, 2021

May 17

The day u need to eat out ur gf but ask permission first

Bf: hey bae can I eat u out
Gf:why
Bf:cuz it’s may 17
Gf:oh ok sure I’m down

by Jaysucksaniggasdick May 16, 2022

May 1

On this day the most beautiful and loyal persons were born. Every human that’s born this day is gonna go through pain but in the end this person is gonna be the happiest person you’ve ever met! They are also, pretty, cute, hot, nice, friendly, depressed.., funny and always good at pep talking

Guy: shii that girl is hot..
Other guy: ye she must be born may 1.
Guy: your right bro

by anonymous November 4, 2020

May 29

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

by sidnkssbdisjs November 2, 2019

MAY 16

ask your crush out again, it’s all about being

Persistent!

Ask him/her/they/them on MAY 16

by Child-#%^ October 16, 2020

May 6

A nigga born on May 6 is a mad cunt. He gets mad bitches and loves that pus pus.

“Yo this nigga mad, he born on May 6”

by Ben_ [e-mail] October 18, 2019

mais non

French for 'but no'.

French: Je pourrais vous gifler mais non.
English: I could slap you but no.

by Nan G. December 17, 2005