Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
Get the Mason Parker Esquiremug. Pretends to be depressed, doesn't do any work in class, threatened to shoot up the school and pulls too many bitches and then says no one likes him and that everyone hates him.
Person 1: Mason why are you not doing your work?
Mason: *has head down on desk and doesn't answer
Person 1: are you depressed because you pulled 4 girls this week and not 6?
Mason: *has head down on desk and doesn't answer
Person 1: are you depressed because you pulled 4 girls this week and not 6?
by U_are_such_an_L March 11, 2023
Get the Masonmug. Mason Is the most energetic and cheerful and happy guy you will meet he will love hard and get attached fast he will also play video games, and will help you outta rough times and he will also play video games 24/7 and if he gets if you get a mason he is a keeper and will love you forever no matter what, keep him close!
by Peacee12345 April 21, 2021
Get the Masonmug. by Bayyyyy November 2, 2016
Get the Mason Mcdanielmug. Mason is so tall and handsome. Everyone thinks he's so small, but he is too tall. Mason is loved by everyone at his school. His friend Reid likes him a lot. He is never bullied by anyone and he is supercool
by diddlefiddle March 9, 2022
Get the Masonmug. A boy who will break your heart. The best friend you could ever have. An asshole one moment and someone you could kiss the next. The definition of a person you could spend the rest of your life with. If you find a Mason, keep him, he is the best thing that will ever happen to you. If you lose a Mason, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.
by FleurSea December 2, 2022
Get the Masonmug. by Anonymous 8th grader November 25, 2021
Get the Masonmug.