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Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012
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mushroom clouding

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017
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milky mushroom

when you stick the tip of your penis in a milk jug and helicopter it so the milk sprays everywhere
“hey quantovius i heard you’ve got a killer milky mushroom, can you teach me?”
by FATHAIRYSACK May 21, 2022
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mushroom

a name of a very caring person :D
hes a mushroom for sure!
by kenmaiseatingawatermelon November 13, 2020
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kanik mushroom

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut
"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"
by Calling out the hoes August 1, 2022
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