May 9

If you are born on may 9. You are a total baddie! Make a wish and it will come true. These people are the prettiest and funniest. You are friendly and kind, but sometimes stubborn. You are blessed!

Me:hey, happy birthday!
People born on may 9: thank you!

by Hegfkdifh January 31, 2021

may 2

This is the day when you kiss and hug your significant other as much as you love them.

Hey, today is may 2.

by Davisbro123 April 30, 2022

May 29

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

by koaladrip May 29, 2021

May 19th

It’s national give ur gf your hoodie day!!

“Hey babe it’s May 19th, *gives hoodie”

by Koolkid08 May 19, 2021

May 29

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

by sidnkssbdisjs November 02, 2019

MAY 16

ask your crush out again, it’s all about being

Persistent!

Ask him/her/they/them on MAY 16

by Child-#%^ October 16, 2020

mais non

French for 'but no'.

French: Je pourrais vous gifler mais non.
English: I could slap you but no.

by Nan G. December 16, 2005