lingo'd

to be lingo'd means to rob if you lived in a tent by the river, or if you were homeless and had your space or tent flailed. to be robed unknowning.

that guy just got "lingo'd", poor guy all his belongings were stolen. he just got "lingo'd", thats not the first time!! hehe

by timmy meade September 27, 2008

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

Lincoln Log

a roll of 100 pennies

What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.

by nowayjoseolay September 11, 2009

Abe Lincoln

After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.

by ween October 22, 2003

Lincoln

A poon , his girlfriend hits better than he does , generally has a tiny pecker . He drives horrible trucks and his girlfriend (if he can get one) has a bigger truck than this . A genuine dumbass . :)

Dude look at that kid , he is a natural Lincoln

by allitellisthetruth June 11, 2016

Assassination of Abe Lincoln

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro April 1, 2009

lanmower

A old vietnamese man with a blocky head that resembles a lawnmower.

Hey, wanna ride one the lanmower?

by VietCuong December 3, 2007