The names for the right and left legs of the very furry, Martial Arts Expert, and all around bad ass Chuck Norris
Man, Chuck just laid me out with Law, then finished me off with a roundhouse kick from Order. I got pwned by Law & Order
by Blatzkrieg December 19, 2005
Frederick's Law is an obscure humorous axiom which states that you cannot suggest a conversation only to withdraw from it moments later.
“Hey, you didn't go in my room did you?”
“No.”
“Good.”
“Why?”
“Oh, no reason.”
"Hey, you have to tell me, it's Frederick's law!"
“No.”
“Good.”
“Why?”
“Oh, no reason.”
"Hey, you have to tell me, it's Frederick's law!"
by djw84 June 04, 2006
Someone who has no tangible skills except the ability to read a book and memorize Latin terms such as "res ipsa" and "de novo."
Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.
Someone who knows how to party.
Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.
Someone who knows how to party.
"Who is that douchebag over there wearing a blazer with khacki shorts and bragging about how he met Obama once?"
"Oh, that's just a law student."
"Oh, that's just a law student."
by Big Freeze UFL February 01, 2010
When one of your friends starts dating a girl and she all the sudden becomes totally cool with you/conversates with you.
On the scope of available females she just became about as useful to you as your sister. Unless you want to fuck your sister. But if your the kind of person who wants to fuck your sister you probably would fuck your friends girl too.
Anyways this shouldn't become confused with homie hoppers. A girl can only be one of these at a time. Most homie hoppers start as a girlfriend in law but can transform into a homie hopper. But they can NEVER be both at the same time...JH
On the scope of available females she just became about as useful to you as your sister. Unless you want to fuck your sister. But if your the kind of person who wants to fuck your sister you probably would fuck your friends girl too.
Anyways this shouldn't become confused with homie hoppers. A girl can only be one of these at a time. Most homie hoppers start as a girlfriend in law but can transform into a homie hopper. But they can NEVER be both at the same time...JH
Girl: Hey how are you?
Me: Bitch I don't cerrr'. I dont wanna be your buddy just cause you fuckin my friend. Quit trying to waste ma damn time ho.
Girl: okay see ya around tee hee (starts skipping away) tralala lala lala
Bitch faced Mitch: Yo, you hittin that?
Me: Nah my homeboy is. She's just my girlfriend in law.
Bitch faced Mitch: word, well that sucks
Me: Bitch I don't cerrr'. I dont wanna be your buddy just cause you fuckin my friend. Quit trying to waste ma damn time ho.
Girl: okay see ya around tee hee (starts skipping away) tralala lala lala
Bitch faced Mitch: Yo, you hittin that?
Me: Nah my homeboy is. She's just my girlfriend in law.
Bitch faced Mitch: word, well that sucks
by NegrasGrande January 09, 2012
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison invoking Godwin approaches one.
by G33k December 17, 2004
The law all softball players go by (and yes I mean the sport!) The law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and NEVER a c- ch- CHEERLEADER! Cheerleaders are softball players enimies.
Blond 1: So at like cheerleading rite...
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.
by Softball hottiexox January 19, 2010
Your sisters husband or husband's brother, usually older.
The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.
Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.
The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.
Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.
The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
I bumped into my Brother-in-law at the grocery store, he winked at me before his wife came back with grapes, then proceeded to tell her how ugly I am.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 19, 2013