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Knock up November

It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.
Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible
by Jason fastcome November 11, 2019
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knock away

To smack, slap or impede in any way the act of a sexual groping, especially from an annoying boyfriend who just wants to grab a titty or a cheek for grabbin's sake (because that's his ass to grab). This definition is reversible for male-to-female, except most men will opt out of the knock away and allow the grope in almost any instance.
Male: why do you keep blocking me?
Female: I didn't block you, I did the knock away.
by edstar77 June 5, 2016
mugGet the knock awaymug.

Knocking At Your Stuff

Trying to have sex with someone’s sexual or reproductive organs
girl your body got me knocking at your stuff.
by Amschel June 27, 2023
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ill knock ur windies in

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit
'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'
by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019
mugGet the ill knock ur windies inmug.

Knock joints

So when we going to knock joints ?
by smog catcher October 28, 2009
mugGet the Knock jointsmug.

Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
mugGet the Naked and Knocked Upmug.

Knock

The lowest form of drug addict on earth. One that is always feigning and doing the most pathetic things to obtain the drug of their choice. Always "knocking" at a dealers door for a five dollar sack and only has $2.47
"Damn these knocks are gonna get me caught up!"

"Stop actin like a straight knock."
by Famous Bars and Pipes August 2, 2022
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