utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo

I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom

by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019

Knock

The lowest form of drug addict on earth. One that is always feigning and doing the most pathetic things to obtain the drug of their choice. Always "knocking" at a dealers door for a five dollar sack and only has $2.47

"Damn these knocks are gonna get me caught up!"

"Stop actin like a straight knock."

by Famous Bars and Pipes August 2, 2022

Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber

"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"

by tommy sparks April 30, 2005

Knocked

Sexual

I keep bugging him I might be knocked

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Knock those guys down to size

Make those guys realize they are not as powerful, important, or impressive as they think they are, often through humiliation or a humbling experience.

Ryan: (frowns as he watches the Chipmunks hit on the girls) Somebody's gonna have to knock those guys down to size.
Xander: Well, that should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.

by johnzilla1126 March 9, 2025

fart knocking

the act of when a man farts on a girls boobs

I was fart knocking her last night.

by human.0 December 25, 2017