Joey Image

Male (allegedly); metrosexual with homosexual leanings. In a secret relationship with Michael Cole since 3/10.

Oh my god, look at that candy ass Joey Image!

Joey Image by Jay "The Brain" Mann August 12, 2012

Joey-ism 

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex

A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"

Joey-ism by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013

joey pace 

A person that has a very squeaky, child like voice.

That little kid has a voice like joey pace!

joey pace by theworldmayneverknow1234 April 19, 2014

joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.

I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!

joey deals by Vixha April 17, 2016

joey khabbaz 

a Joey Khabbaz is usually somebody who loves to have intimate relationships with their cars and smokes hella weed & often wears Jordan jumpsuit apparell.

that douchebag looks like a Joey Khabbaz!

joey khabbaz by queen cunt May 9, 2016

joey's rule 

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.

Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.

joey's rule by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016

joey orlando 

Total douche

Wow, that guy I mugged was a real joey orlando

joey orlando by MaddJack May 16, 2016