jizz waffle

A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.

That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.

by Jake Sheezy October 31, 2007

mask jizz

To jizz in someone's halloween mask and then have them wear it without knowing.

I mask jizz in that kid's mask.

by Yeo November 14, 2007

Jizz taco

Any taco from Taco Bell.

Yo goober, wheres the jizz taco?

by Backdoor Biggie February 4, 2003

Biodigital Jizz

It's when you find some really amazing porn and shoot loads all over your computer keyboard.

David saw dick girls on his computer monitor and biodigital jizzed all over his keyboard.

by Mr. Pushup January 10, 2012

jizz receptacle

Any male whom you suspect is gay, even if he really isn't and is simply acting gay.

"Ronaldo always comes back from the mens room with a shit-eating smile on his face, followed by lots of other guys all at the same time. I think he's a jizz receptacle.

by Al dente 1973 February 29, 2008

Jizz Quiz

A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.

1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!

2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.

3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!

by Atlatl September 14, 2006

Jizz Monkey

A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak

Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!

by FailWinner October 10, 2009