Armed Jakes

Feds (police) that are armed. This is usually used in UK slang.

"Got Armed Jakes in the trap house, asked broski we can make it out"

by Mad Drillaaaa 69 420 May 31, 2020

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020

Jake The Muss

A infamous NZ quote from the Movie Once were warriors

When someone gets really angry beyond control and wants to give someone a good beating.

NZ Slang for Domestic Violence

Once Were Warriors movie the infamous "Cook me some damn eggs woman" scene and jake heke proceeds to beat his wife after she refused.

This is known as "Jake the muss"

by kevmannz January 3, 2010

Jake terpak

A dumb ass cunt that likes cock and ball.. Sucks mad cock loves Cody’s large dick

Hey did you hear about Jake terpak he was blowing cody!!

by RonaldReagansdog January 16, 2022

jake and lily

Best couple ever they know it inside not in love by looks but by heart

Jake and lily two lovebirds

by Lollypop dancer April 18, 2016

Jake Paul

a different term of the word "cancer"

"I think I'm gonna die." said Caleb. "Why?" says you. "I have Jake Paul."

by memesking January 11, 2019

jake is a god

jk jake is a stupid chicken nugget.

jake is a god hahahaha jk lol jk love you jake

by ZennyBoyZ June 18, 2018