Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.

Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit

by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014

Shit sickle

Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)

Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

Shit's Rough

Used to describe a situation that has caused grief. This can be used in very serious situations or completely retarded ones. Kinda like "That Sucks".

It can also be used to describe intensity.

Dean: "Dude... My mother passed away yesterday"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Hey look, I typed 'teh' when I wanted to type 'the'"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Dude, have you seen 'Requiem For A Dream?"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

by BloOdMonKeY87 August 13, 2010

bottomless shit

Someone who is so entirely full of shit that it’s as though an endless supply is available to them.

Our new supervisor has already clearly demonstrated that he is a bottomless shit.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Peace of shit

When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.

Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.

by NiggasStoleMyFridge May 21, 2021

Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 12, 2013

Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.

logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad

by Therealagoc July 5, 2011