The act of utilizing a pair of moose antlers as gynecological stirrups while pouring maple syrup out of the Stanley cup onto your partner. Spanking with Canadian bacon is optional.
by battleboybassist February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.
by Biggie132 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.
by lionscorp February 5, 2010
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Get the Canada's Historymug. by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 1. You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
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3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
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3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
by jimmystheman February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha
by rob savage February 4, 2010
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