Handshake fuck

A type of sexual encounter that acts as an introduction and way to get to know each other before busting out the whips and ropes. The vanilla sex before the kinky sex so as to gauge the vibe.

My first night with him over was definitely a handshake fuck but the second night was another story.

by Factorie July 13, 2020

frenchmans handshake

When a man jerks another man off

He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying

by ThatCrackerOverThere January 2, 2018

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.

dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.

by Steve0004 March 13, 2025

clam bake handshake

Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.

by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Rakkasan Handshake

A slang term originating within the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), also known as the “Rakkasans.” The phrase refers to striking someone in the face with a closed fist—essentially a punch—delivered as a blunt and often aggressive “introduction” in conflict. While phrased as a “handshake,” the term is ironic, signifying a violent encounter rather than a friendly greeting.

Things got heated at the barracks, and he ended up giving the guy a Rakkasan Handshake.

by Mannyboobies September 16, 2025