HONEYDETECTED

When a great-bearded Swede streamer in Twitch channel witness honey somewhere. This external stimulus makes his brain trigger a 140 decibels battlecry that claims that his territory is marked as his.

A gachimuchi song is being played. Fajita is guessing what is the drawing in skribbl.io, when suddently he finds out the bee pointing into the hive is. He is shaking, his eyes are wide open, his heart skips a beat. He has realized.

Rasmus: HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED, HONEYDETECTED!

by IDK_Kevin April 28, 2018

Honey Mosquito

A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.

Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."

by yaboidogpetter July 6, 2018

honey maid

A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.

Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.

by AnnaL Koch August 3, 2018

Honey O’clock

Time of day when the sexy ladies come out on the prowl making it ideal for men to find a honey

Bro 1: “Hey man, when are you going to the gym?”

Bro 2: “ Well, I wanna go at honey o’clock to see some ladies you know?”
Bro 1: “ oh I know”

by Dr.superwumbo September 2, 2018

honey owl

When a girl talks to you at later hours insinuating that you might have a potential romantic future, but then never treats you like a potential mate or a sexual being

That girl wouldn't send me nudes, she's a real honey owl.

by gyrograss October 25, 2018

honey boss

They envy your lifestyle, they recognize your a boss and the women love you.

You are a fan of the honest disclosure mutually beneficial relationship model of honey dating and super curvy ladies.
You work hard, handle your business and play even harder and you always have a sexy young urban lady at your side with curves that bang.
You make no apology for spoiling her, providing an allowance for her time and taking her to nice luxury places because you can afford to do so.

Sometimes found in the company of one or more Tulips Envy Models. Because you got it like that.

Your a Real Man.
Your a honey boss to your Queen Bee and not a simp surgar daddy. You deal with real women and not whiners or crybaby sugar babies who feel their entitled to your money with unrealistic expectations.

You've evolved and own it.

I don't deal with salt daddies, only honey boss's. They know how to treat a woman with style!

As a honey boss, my girl is always taken care of and never has to worry about anything.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

Honey's law

Honey's law is a term from the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The term refers to an incident referring to a CS:GO tournament where semi professional Counter Strike player Honey stated to his team "Don't get headshotted" as his entire team proceeds to get headshotted by a single enemy player.

>Doesn't remember Honey's law
>Proceeds to get headshotted immediately
>Your fault, retard.

by Black Santaclaus July 10, 2019