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horn

A Horn is a thick stick like thing on top of an Animal like a bull. Unless you add a "y" to "horn" 😳.
by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022
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Froogle Horn

The shoving of a trumpet mouthpiece into a vagina during and queefing.
We got bored during band and decided to do a froogle horn on the teachers podium.
by Tryler Grandenhul April 27, 2011
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Don't horn me

This phrase generally means "don't fuck me"

This phrase can also be used to tell someone to back off.
Don't horn me man.

God, Greg really horned me.
by Machomanrandysavagereal August 8, 2016
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cooter horn

An over sized clit.
Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night
by burque March 2, 2014
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Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys
Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn
by Gay earl October 20, 2021
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Horn Ball

hotty mchotterson
Me: woah shes such a horn ball!
by jahsbsjoakwhwueu November 16, 2020
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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