Hate Horn

That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.

Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.

A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”

“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”

by dervxerox November 18, 2025

Fog Horn

A sexual act in which air is blown over the top of a dilated anus, in order to produce a humming sound via the Helmholtz resonance.

“She and I tried fog horning last night”

by TimberShiverer May 1, 2025

Ms Horne

OK Hi guys It is not OK I'm sorry about that You may write a report. I will put you on the detention.

Ms Horne is ok

by badass1234aloat November 23, 2021

Horn Nugget

The act of rubbing shit, on your genitals, for pleasure

John: Hey, you wanna give me a horn nugget.
Sarah: Whats a horn nugget.
John: it's when you rub shit on my dick

by Klikbate89 July 23, 2025

French Horn

When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.

Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit

by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021

Horn-thwaple

A needy person who could solve most of their problems by not sheltering their thoughts while expecting people to know them

Man Carl is being a real horn-thwaple it would be so much easier if he told us what was wrong

by The Duke of Normandy January 16, 2013

Bull Horns

Jenny.

Wow, her bull horns can puncture a heart!

by Brown niña eater November 1, 2021