Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.

"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."

by xXfrenchboiXx17 October 2, 2020

Heated Gamer Moment

When your true gamer comes out to say some of the most based things in the world. This happens when you ascend to the next level of gaming.

Brody: Luke, why did you just say 16 different racial slurs?

Luke: Sorry, I just had a heated gamer moment.

by LukeDaNoob March 19, 2021

away gamer

Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob

Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer

by jedkoc January 14, 2014

Epic Gamer Moment

When you game so hard you """accidentally""" say the n word

That person is currently banned from competing in events due to an Epic Gamer Moment

by JustOneGuy12345 October 10, 2019

val gamer

In videogames, especially Escape from Tarkov, a person who almost exclusively uses the AS VAL. They are usually clad in the highest quality Slick plate carrier and an Exfil helmet if you encounter one in Tarkov, however it is not exclusive to there, as anyone that is good with the as val (Or its DMR counterpart, the VSS) is, by definition, a val gamer.

"Aw, he got me with a f*cking VAL, man. Stupid val gamers." -Daniel

by Cubebutnot July 28, 2020

God Gamer

1.Describe a gamer who skillful playing various of video game genre and excelling beating the games usually first walk-through or playing high difficultly.
Can be also associated to Speedrunner and professional video gamer aka Pro Gamer.

2.Title that usual refer to popular Dota 2 players and streamer called Admiralbulldog. Who managed finished certain games on first walk-through with hardest difficulty or making "plays" on DotA matches.

Examples 1:
John: Wow that guy sure is god gamer, he just defeat hardest difficultly in the game.
Jane: What a god gamer <3.

Examples 2:
Admiralbulldog beating Final Boss on Dark Souls 2 on first walk-through.
Admiralbulldog: Feels good to be God Gamer!
Twitch Chat: God Gamer PogChamp

by IAmNotGoodInEnglish😂👌 March 28, 2019

epic gamer

To Have Played Lego Star Wars Or Lego Indiana Jones At least Once.

Omg That Guy Is Such An Epic Gamer, Hes So Hot. He Doesn't Have A Job And Plays Lego Star Wars All Day.
I WANT THAT EPIC GAMER

by Kind Plays February 17, 2020