Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening

Football was created by England

by GingerBeth February 19, 2024

Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024

Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball

Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet

by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

I love you more than football

This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u

Bf: I love you more than football

by Hasegawa November 22, 2021

Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.

Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!

by booksandtea June 16, 2017