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football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g
by idektbf November 19, 2021
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Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball
Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet
by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022
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Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
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School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
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Football

Football= A game played for 90 mins with 22 men which, in the end Bruno Fernandes either assists or scores a goal
It's called football i don't know why American's call it the S word
by Marcus Looth January 1, 2021
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Billerica Football

A pack of wild animals that will beat you no matter what cause. These mother fuckers have zero tolerance for any type of loss in their whole life. Even saying the team’s name sends a shiver down anyone’s spine in fear that their team has to face another loss.
“Yo! You heard about Billerica Football?”

“Don’t mention them, they’ll creep up on your stadium and eat the whole team like it’s a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I even heard they eat Lions for breakfast
by CoochieSlayer305 April 9, 2021
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