Turkish Cock Fight

When two men settle an argument by fighting using only their penis

Dave: The earth is round!
Joe: The earth is flat!
Dave: I challenge you to a Turkish Cock Fight!

by Harry Wrinkles March 10, 2017

30-Rack Fight Night

When two gentlemen (or ladies willing to partake) proceed to evenly consume a 30-rack in rapid fashion and upon completion begin a once in a lifetime smackdown.

Bro 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Nothin bro, wanna have a 30-Rack Fight Night?
Bro 1: I'm not fuckin scared. Let's fuckin go.

by BroBroBro69 April 14, 2017

San Francisco Knife Fight

A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.

Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!

by Sir Hamm's June 9, 2017

midnight organ fight

The act of having sex, battling with your sex organs

So my girlfriend challenged me to a midnight organ fight... I came on top.

by TheReal2:23 August 11, 2017

Waffle House Fight

A fight that breaks out in a Waffle House, usually as a useless disagreement or mix up.

That guy forgot my syrup! I’m gonna start a Waffle House fight.

by Bread man July 14, 2018

Going Street Fighter

A term used when someone is trying to get a girl and instead of taking their time they rush it and start mashing all the wrong buttons.
Commonly mistaken for not knowing what you're doing, going full street fighter is actually very successful if done be by a pro fuck boy

Bro 1: Eyo bro I'm finna get my dick wet with this girl.

Bro 2: Take care bro, getting a girl is as tactical as psychological warfare.

Bro 1: Ah shit fam bitch left me on read.

Bro 2: Shouldn't be going street fighter mode bro.

by BestBoy69 August 17, 2018

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019