its humungous, no words can describe how big It is. like a banana but tastier. his balls are like tennis balls but a bit less haired and they taste like banana. dylans cock is so huge the only thing that can stop it is him slapping his knee. he satisfies every woman or man he comes across and when he aggressively follows a woman, she enjoys it. me like he nots us would Frick 10000000/10. Joe mama. sorry Dylan but ur pp is huge.
woah, dylans slapping his knee again
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*
I wish I was dylans cock
me too
*nuts to the thought of dylans huge monster schlong*
by Benamino :D March 19, 2021
Get the Dylans Cockmug. by Boiboiboigirlgirl February 20, 2021
Get the Dylan sprousemug. A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.
Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me
Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.
Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.
by A_dickhead_hater August 9, 2019
Get the dylan the dickmug. by rpatzzh0e June 3, 2021
Get the dylan obrienmug. by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019
Get the Dylan Millsmug. by Limelacroix December 19, 2020
Get the Dylan daymug. Dylan Lenivy is a hot guy in the hit game “The Quarry” and one of the summer camp counselors you have a chance of playing as through out the game.
by Taylor Swift of Hacketts Quarr May 7, 2023
Get the Dylan lenivymug.