Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

Keith Diamond Jr

A guy who was born with the gifts of a singer-songwriter, dancer, rapper, & actor. Behind the talented individual is someone who is lonely and looking for love and paranoid if his friends will be there for him or will they leave a scar on him like the last.

If you want someone to relate to or fall in love with? Find Keith Diamond Jr you'll fall in love with him, as a friend or maybe even more.

by Unknown_12345 February 13, 2019

cz diamonds

crystals that shine and are cut like diamonds

nigga them diamonds not real they cz diamonds

by BTA CAM May 30, 2018

Fuck Diamond

The Fuck Diamond is a sexual stance in which a female and male pair both in the side splits are secured together by their ankles or sides of their feet. The elasticity of each participant's groin will keep the pair in continues motion.

Bro."Hey dude, how was that girl you brought home last night"
Dude."Bro she was wild! we did the Fuck Diamond all night!"
Bro."That's rad dude!"

by Dick Tug-nuts May 30, 2018

fuck diamond

a position during sex in which a male and female pair secure eachothers ankles together while they are in the splits. In this position the elasticity cuased by their groins stretching in the splits will help the pull out motion during thrusting.

Her " can you do the splits?"
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."

by Dick Tug-nuts May 31, 2018

Diamond Joe

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously

It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.

by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022

diamond tit

Diamond tit is when your nipples get so hard they could etch glass , usually from being aroused!!!!

Last night I was hanging out with this hot chick and I got so aroused I got diamond tit

by Abracadabra bitchzzzzz August 9, 2022