Adam Driver

Sexiest man alive.

Man: Wow Ryan Gosling is the hottest man alive!
Everyone: No, that is incorrect. It is Adam Driver.

by Iknoweverythingshutuploser December 30, 2020

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go all deliverence

to ass-rape someone while telling them to squeal like a pig
Deliverence is a movie where some people go canoeing down a river and the fat one gets raped by a redneck

dude you'd better fuckin watch it or else I'll go all deliverence on yo

by Alex July 6, 2004

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let me drive

to tell a person that is operating a computer to allow you to operate the mouse and/or keyboard without their assistance. Usually used during training.

When showing a new employee how to set up a page in wordperfect you ask them to "let me drive" because you can do it easier than you can explain it.

by billy25685 January 22, 2008

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1. The equation of the slope of a line, found by taking the limit as "h" approches 0 of the quantity "f(x + h) - f(x)" devided by "h." It was developed simultaniously by two european guys with funny names.

2. One of the few torture devices still in common use in "civilization."

1. If "f(x)" = "y" = "x^2 + 5x + 3" then it's derivative, "f'(x)" or "dy/dx" is "2x + 5"

2. Fuck my math teacher, if he gives us any more calculus homework I am going to diferentiate my foot up his ass!

by His holyness, Pope John Paul II December 14, 2003

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rodeo drive screwjob

When a girl makes you take her shopping and fucks you with the bill.

"That girl I'm seeing gave me the rodeo screwjob yesterday."

"Did you hear?", "No, what?", "Monica gave her sugar-daddy a rodeo drive screwjob for a new watch!", "NO WAY!"

by brand G August 31, 2011

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