A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.
Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.
by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024
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You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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Get the .9.chicken dinner.9. mug.A meal made by a male. Often simple and fast, unusual, unappetizing or straight up inedible. Not necessarily dinner.
(picture of dog food eaten like cereal) boy dinner i guess
boy dinner beer/milk mix and a sandwich made of cigarettes and raw steak
boy dinner beer/milk mix and a sandwich made of cigarettes and raw steak
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My Lutheran neighbor invited me to a Protestant Dinner and I had to pay for my own meal despite being his guest.
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