chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

medical coverage

When someone has the ability to buy "medicinal" marijuana

Yo, Jamarcus don't have glaucoma.
I know dawg, he got that medical coverage though!

by Urbanrr September 3, 2016

dust cover

A condom, in Australia that is not used for a long time, kept mainly in a wallet by teenagers awaiting the right moment to be able to say "I have one!"

There is a direct link of "dust covers" to the event known as "schoolies" where a handful of finishing teenagers are "finished" by older men.

"Bring you dust cover Jeff!"
"It never leaves my side - I wear it on my belt!"

by SquashedDuck August 9, 2016

chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.

"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"

by SirCthulhu666 February 7, 2017

chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy

When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017