Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.
I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed
by Bigtyne March 04, 2019
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cottage cheesed

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand
by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018
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midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.
My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese
by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019
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Lava Cheese

The super-heated cheese stuffing of any number of baked or fried foods when freshly done. Typically applied when the food is not allowed to cool for long enough.
I bit into my pizza bite right out of the microwave and the lava cheese burned the hell out of my tongue.
by Astexix December 08, 2010
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Cheese bookend

To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.
Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself
by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021
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Cheese Delux

When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.
Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!
by cheeseglorgasm May 13, 2010
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