fairy cheese

Fairy cheese is my 1am creation when I have cheese, butter and sprinkles. Cheese+butter+sprinkles= fairy cheese. (if you decide to eat this you may have some side effects of nausea and regret)

Person: What's this?
Other person: It's fairy cheese!
Person: ?
Other person: Cheese butter sprinkles

by CHEESYFAIRYBREAD<3 December 19, 2022

Cheese Water

When you put American Cheese in water then microwave it it becomes Cheese Water

Bruh Jeremy made some good ass Cheese Water

by Sebastian💀 April 3, 2019

condom cheese

The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.

That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.

by Betty Parris April 21, 2017

awkward cheese

yes, it's one of those "awkward hand motions". make a triangle with your hands as if they were a wedge of cheese.

cow 1: I love you
cow 2: ......

farmer walks in: *awkward cheese*

by awkwardturtlecheese15 September 2, 2011

camel cheese

When vaginal smegma is forced against tight panties or pants like cheese to a cheese cloth, camel cheese is what is left. Often resembles cheese curds or cottage cheese.

Damn, You can smell Pam’s camel cheese today.

Roast beef and camel cheese, she almost had a full sandwich down there.

I wanted to reciprocate for the blow job, but I couldn’t get past the smell of her camel cheese.

by Roy Moore December 15, 2017

cheesing for no reason

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why

Casey woke up cheesing for no reason

by Nip.z September 20, 2012

Vrumunda Cheese

n: the sticky medley of skin cells, sweat, dried urine/semen, fecal matter, and pubic hair that accumulates either in the upper portion of the taint, directly beneath the scrotum, or at base of the penis, where it lays across the top of the scrotum

Man 1: Dude, your hand stinks!

Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.

by phrobowroe January 10, 2012