Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016

Makeup Check

When you throw a cup of water at a girls face or at some random gay to expose their true nature.

Chad: *Makeup Checks sarah*
Sarah: What the fuck was that for!
Chad: You just got makeup checked ya Gremlin!

by spilt_tiddy_juice December 17, 2019

taste check

noun / euphemism.

When somebody re-evaluates their tastes (musical, culinary, etc) based on criticism from others, similar to a "reality check." Also, something expected from somebody who has flagrantly bad or vulgar taste.

Jaxon: "Bro, what you just said was foul, I think you need a taste check ASAP!"

by Luc Samatas November 8, 2009

check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

by hithereurbandiconary April 14, 2019

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

krep check

Good looking shoe check

Oi guys time for a krep check innit fam

by Chris hates roadmen January 29, 2017