“Jason Berry” – noun
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
by RunLookingUp November 26, 2023
Get the Jason Berrymug. Lahsire berry is someone who lived in New York but currently lives in California
Because he a nigga who made it out selling drugs and doin jugz and if he told you search it up he finna whoop ya ass on god
Because he a nigga who made it out selling drugs and doin jugz and if he told you search it up he finna whoop ya ass on god
by Real new York vibes June 19, 2019
Get the Lahsire berrymug. by cussmaker July 23, 2021
Get the peri-berrymug. by Meagnpooper March 8, 2023
Get the Jamie berrymug. noun; a leftover piece of poop ( for the more mature audience, SHIT) that dangles or extends from the lucky recipients anus (again mature folk, asshole) as a result of extremely poor wiping techniques or disregarding the wiping stage completely. plural: dingle berries
I have a lot more time to play video games now that I gave up wiping, although I must say one dingle berry leads to more and before you know it many dingle berries look like a bunch of grapes.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
Get the dingle berrymug. 1- a piece of shit that is stuck to ur ass hair when u take a shit
2- a name u call someone when they have just done something really fucking stupid
2- a name u call someone when they have just done something really fucking stupid
You fucking Dingle-Berry
by DingusBingus October 3, 2023
Get the Dingle-Berrymug. A zesty ass n*gga named DeAndre who gets no b*tches; PS: if you say rankle berry three times in a roll he will spawn out of nowhere 💨 .
by Mr Rankle berry October 9, 2023
Get the rankle berrymug.