beat the wife

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy

Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife

by BigJson June 25, 2018

Beat Juice

A slang term for semen

“Yo girl you boutta produce some beat juice”
“Ayy tf”

by SlappingFascists October 1, 2018

Beat Saber

A game in which you slice blocks until your arms fall off.

Random dude : Beat Saber is EZ, it’s not even a ’’real workout’’

*watches Bandoot and other good beat saber players

Random dude : OOF

Random dude 2 : I have VR, let me try, this shouldn’t be THAT hard

*opens the game, fails the tutorial, quits the game, deletes the game

by Dank Boy [YT] September 24, 2019

beat the feet

To leave or to walk out.

Man I have to beat the feet. I'm late for my appointment.

by teaserus June 2, 2016

throw a beat

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.

"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

by Matt K. aka Doug Junior January 19, 2012

Beat Saber

Beat Saber is a game that only CHADS play.

I play Beat Saber.
I respect you.

by TTLB5 May 2, 2022

Beat the Heat

Someone that will forever be rembered for raising the standars and always will remain uncompetitive

No one can compete with her, she really Beat the Heat

by Jeffreywtsn December 26, 2021