Alaska Blumpkin

A combination of a blumpkin and an alaskan pipeline.

Shitting while getting a blowjob and then putting it into a frozen condom to fuck a girl in the ass.

I gave her an alaska blumpkin.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Alaska

Physically part of Canada but it's the 49th state of the United States.

Person A: Alaskan Pride!
Person B: So do you want me to call you American or Canadian??
Person A: Maybe both. If you want to.
Person B: Ok.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

alaskan tornado

When the male stretches the womans anus to where he can pour mentos into her and then coke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture.

"Honey do you want to try Alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?"

by Reddead432 July 22, 2017

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

Lonley night in alaska

When you dump crushed ice in a womans area and do it.

I gave her a Lonley night in alaska it was cold...

by nerfaderfaflerf boy December 5, 2010

Hey Alaska

Hey Alaska, also the name of a pathetic excuse for a band is the term used when describing a situation as shit or just plainly disappointing. It can also be used to describe bad decisions or to describe certain events.

During a night out:

Guy 1: 'I would be having such a better night if Ruth wasnt out with us..'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, i know what you mean mate, she's extremely annoying and its making my night so Hey Alaska!'

After a successful toilet visit:

Guy 123: 'The massive Hey Alaska I just put in that toilet is incredible'
Guy 2: 'dude that's so Hey Alaska!'

Two friends eating a sandwich:

Guy 4: 'Im glad i picked tuna, its really nice, i think the prawns would have been too Hey Alaska for me'
Guy 7: 'Definitely.'

by Polar33 August 6, 2010

Alaskan Mudslide.

After giving anal sex to your parter, they shit all the poop and jizz all over your face & or chest.

How was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an Alaskan Mudslide.

by Mark Dudley May 30, 2011