Andres

Licensed Insurance agent for GMHC who surfs "internet famous" Instagram models instead of working .

Andres just hearted Cardi B's new video .

by illuminati reject July 22, 2020

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Andre

A man with a big dick and hella money and bitches

Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches

by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023

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Andre is a cool, fun, neat, and ripped guy. He enjoys the company of friends but dislikes when they overstep. His nick name is often AJ and he is the most loyal and best boyfriend alive. Many women say they should get an Andre.

Omg Andre so fineee

by the real chicken man August 30, 2022

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Andres is that guy who seems almost too chill. He's got great taste in music and is always at a concert. His friends all look like they're too cool for you, but Andres is just the right amount of cool and really nice. Not to be confused with Andre or Andrej, those guys eat orange peels.

Guy 1: Hey who's that guy over there with the earbuds and the sick moves?
Guy 2: That's an Andres, my dude.

by sn00tb00t November 12, 2017

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Andres is short dude
He’s a very nice kid
He has this girl who has liked him since elementary school but it’s too awkward

They used to be best friends but middle school messed it fucking bitches I swear

The elementary teacher was the plugggg and always sat them together

Andres most likely has friends that are annoying but he never admits it so he just a chill nice guy

UwU it’s andres fucking cute shit

by Skrtskrrnuuget June 20, 2019

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Blond, adorable, and super funny Andres is the guy who is serious and there when you need him, but funny and wild when everything's good. Also the best. friend. EVER.

Boy 1: I never noticed that guy Andres before.
Girl 1: What?! He's only the funniest, best guy ever!

by bec.spam.acc March 17, 2018

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