by illuminati reject July 22, 2020

Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023

Andre is a cool, fun, neat, and ripped guy. He enjoys the company of friends but dislikes when they overstep. His nick name is often AJ and he is the most loyal and best boyfriend alive. Many women say they should get an Andre.
by the real chicken man August 30, 2022

Andres is that guy who seems almost too chill. He's got great taste in music and is always at a concert. His friends all look like they're too cool for you, but Andres is just the right amount of cool and really nice. Not to be confused with Andre or Andrej, those guys eat orange peels.
Guy 1: Hey who's that guy over there with the earbuds and the sick moves?
Guy 2: That's an Andres, my dude.
Guy 2: That's an Andres, my dude.
by sn00tb00t November 12, 2017

Andres is short dude
He’s a very nice kid
He has this girl who has liked him since elementary school but it’s too awkward
They used to be best friends but middle school messed it fucking bitches I swear
The elementary teacher was the plugggg and always sat them together
Andres most likely has friends that are annoying but he never admits it so he just a chill nice guy
He’s a very nice kid
He has this girl who has liked him since elementary school but it’s too awkward
They used to be best friends but middle school messed it fucking bitches I swear
The elementary teacher was the plugggg and always sat them together
Andres most likely has friends that are annoying but he never admits it so he just a chill nice guy
by Skrtskrrnuuget June 20, 2019

Blond, adorable, and super funny Andres is the guy who is serious and there when you need him, but funny and wild when everything's good. Also the best. friend. EVER.
Boy 1: I never noticed that guy Andres before.
Girl 1: What?! He's only the funniest, best guy ever!
Girl 1: What?! He's only the funniest, best guy ever!
by bec.spam.acc March 17, 2018

by RingTail1 October 15, 2021
