America

1) A country located in North America that is named for Amerigo Vespucci.

2) A character in the show Hetalia. He's tall, strong, and an idiot, but a lovable one (at times). Often says things like "I'm the hero!" Has been called the "asshole of the world". He has an alien friend named Tony (stemming from the 1947 Roswell incident) and can speak his language. People often mistake his brother Canada for him.

England: Something isn't right...it feels like someone's missing.
Germany: The quickest way would be to do a count.
America: America's here, whiners! Nothin' else matters!

by Amane Misa March 28, 2011

Native Americans

Asiatic people who migrated to the American Continents. They were the first explorers of the "new world". They were called "Indians" by the Europeans who wrongly believed that they had found India. The Natives were pushed off of their land by whites who believed in Manifest Destiny. As a result, the Native Americans are minorities in extreme terms. Not all mixed with blacks during slavery. That's a lie, some mixed after slavery as freed men such as my family in the 1950's, these people are called Griffes. Confused with Mulattos but we are not Mulattos.

Hasapa hemacha/Lakhota. My two people

by Quickdraw January 3, 2005

Native American Gangbang

Similar to an Indian run where the man in the back sprint to the front, in a Native American Gangbang the man in the back of the line will run to the front and proceed to bang the female until the next man come from the back and then the current man drops to the front of the line.

Everyone get in a line were about to Native American Gangbang this slampiece.

by bUCKTRUCK December 2, 2010

Boy Scouts of America

A group that is stereotyped WAY too much. Not all of them hate gays and not all of them are right wing. Most of the time, they screw around, go camping, have a lot of fun, make awesome inside jokes, screw around with knives, shoot guns, and burn stuff. They generally have a good time.

Once at camp, we poured hot cocoa powder over a fire and made a 10 foot tall flame. That's what we do at the Boy Scouts of America.

by The Super Scout of Swag June 11, 2013

Trump's America

The worst of all possible timelines. A cracked mirror version of America where unconstitutional policies become law and unapologetic racism becomes the norm. A waking nightmare no one can seem to wake up from.

Here. Here, let me demonstrate. Let's say that this line represents time. draws straight line and points to places Here's the present 2017, the future and the past. Obviously, somewhere in the past, probably on the campaign trail, the timeline skewed down into this tangent draws new line and writes 2017A creating an alternate 2017, Trump's America. Alternate to you, me, and Einstein, but reality for everyone else.

by Night-Shift January 31, 2017

Wet Hot American Summer

The best perverted movie EVER.


What to remember:
"She's playing the flute... kinky! Why are her clothes still on?"
"McKinley's a fag! McKinley's a fag with Ben!"
"Excuse me while I go hump the fridge... that's right, kids. I also smear mud on my ass..."

Max: "Hey, Zolin. What's your favourite part of Wet Hot?"
Zolin: "The barn scene wth the guys and the matching socks!"

by aaaeehlnnrrrsstu June 5, 2004

American Apparel

A cool/hip clothing store, often serving hipsters in cities, that sells overpriced t-shirts, leggings, and metallic colored leotards.

The ad's feature scantily clad women generally found on the street just before the photo shoot. The founder of the company has been a known perv who has been reported for sexual harassment many times.

"OMG! Like i totally went to American Apparel the other day, and they didn't have that green jumpsuit I wanted!"

"Dude i can tell those turquoise tights are definitely from American Apparel!"

by Whothehelldoyouthinkiam June 20, 2009