Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner

Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022

Slow

Matt c. Is slow.

Matt was asked to hurry to the kitchen but was being slow.

by Nwebb1993 February 23, 2022

Slow

Brianna

Slow meaning u don’t know common knowledge

by Urmomisgayer March 5, 2022

Slow Exit

Basically like post not clarity it's a way to leave a woman or man after getting what you wanted but not having the balls to actually be assertive

Typical, - we fuq... and Now you're slow exiting out the door. As JF you had a business meeting on 9:00 a.m. on a Sunday

by Shlive November 25, 2025

Slow Roast

When talking about "he's cooking something up" and oat muffin says "Slow Roast"

"He's cooking something up"
> "Slow Roast"

by Bluesonic420 December 1, 2025