Panda skin

(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"

A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.

by graascoat December 13, 2010

Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 2, 2022

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

Panda Sensai

Panda is an amazing, sweet, caring guy. He is the type of person to care for someone. He is a bottom but you still love him because he makes you laugh, and when your in some rough times he is there to give his opinion and make you feel better. He is very funny. He likes gravity falls and the amazing world of gumball. He also likes to wear dresses and be called kitten. But in the end he is a good friend to keep around because he will be there for you, and help you with shit. P.S he likes sucking toes.

Wow that guy Panda Sensai looks hot in that dress sheeesshhh

by whoiskatie March 31, 2021

Panda

a cute bear that eats bamboo but can rip out your organs like any other bear.

that panda is so cute!

You do know that’s a bear that eats bamboo? It can and will kill you.

by Animal crossing October 11, 2021

PANDA+

Meaning:

Pansexual/romantic
Asexual
Nonbinary
Demisexual/romantic
Aromantic
+ is for any other sexual/romantic orientation or gender that is rejected by people outside and inside of LGBT+ community

Person 1 : Hey, have you heard about PANDA
Person 2 : You mean that cute animal?

Person 1 : Nah, I mean the PANDA+ community. It's for rejected sexualities and genders
Person 2 : Nice bro

by _yoka_ March 20, 2019

Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.

Anto is such a session panda. I love him.

by OiGD October 17, 2008