necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

Neck Jr.

nickname for Governor and US Senator George Allen.

Neck Jr. stayed in his neck of the woods to win politically.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

Neck Throttling

When a woman sits on top of a mans throat and opens her pussy lips and covers his adams apple, grinding on him until she cums on his neck making a sound like an engine revving.

Me and my woman were neck throttling last night, she sounded just like an engine revving up.

by MclarenF1LM April 7, 2017

Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021